MURDER IS AFOOT

I have a murder of crows living in the trees in my street. My bedroom faces the street. You should be deciphering my dilemma by now.
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I was looking at my reflection in the mirror at the hairdressers today and I came to the conclusion that I looked, well, fairly haggard.
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I blame my dilemma.
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So in conclusion, either the crows leave or I shall be committing murder.
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Crows be warned.

Comments

Anonymous said…
fark .......... fark ............ fark .......... fark , lol
Go to your local Big game hunters store and get yourself a plastic Owl ,
( if you could get a real one , even better , Owls are so cool )
crows hate Owls .
place it where it will intimidate the crows the most ,
ask Bwana at the gun shop ,
or get yourself a 22-250 .
cheers Reb .
11:40 am
stu said…
Hahahaha I think an owl is a better option in downtown inner city areas than a 22-250, I could possible get an actual owl from the Pilbara, we see heaps, might be a bit cold down here for it, meh I can stuff it after it freezes to death...........hmmmmm just have to get it into my luggage some how?!?!
12:00 pm
Anonymous said…
stuff it down ya pants , lol ,
they never look there ;)
12:17 pm
stu said…
"And this sir, what is this?"

"Why an owl of course!"


could work
12:24 pm
stu said…
"And this sir, what is this?"

"Why an owl of course!"


could work
12:24 pm
Anonymous said…
if it's a cute girl ( or boi if you swing that way ) at the checkpoint ,
you could say " wanna see my Owl "
pointing to your crotch ....
12:41 pm
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