Sock's dead, body on planet created by genesis blah blah ble blah gotta go find him now....
- Recapping Spocks death, we know this cos it's all filmed in a sort of bluish tinge....oh colour now
- Spooky Spock voice over......the voice from the graaaaaaaaaaave
- Genesis planet looks nice and all but needs more dinosaurs
- Whoa Kirks' been dining well between films, that man corset looks extra tight, toupee holding up well though.
- Hey it's Doc from Back to the future, his Delorean just decloaked all Klingon like puutaark
- Looks like you can't trust a Klingon, but they seem so....friendly
- Enterprise returns from saving the world yet again, Scottys on the poop deck again, wouldn't the chief engineer need to be in the engine room during important moments like oh I don't know docking your battle scarred space ship at a space dock?
- Something odd happening in Spocks' bed
- Bones is in a trance, seems to be channeling Spock. Has the appearance of a zombie, but then he is pretty old
- awwwwww the Enterprise is gonna be melted down and made into toasters
- Wha wha whaaaat? That's not Kirsty Alley, what did they do with my Kirsty? It's teh biggest controversy since they swapped the Darrens in Bewitched, they never told us they'd done that either, we weren't supposed to notice.....but we did and we all know the first Darren was the best Darren.
- Niiice polyester jumpsuit Kirk, steppin out my man. Ahhh Spocks old man has turned up and he's pissed OFF!! Looks like Kirk has to go and fetch Spocks Cuttrah or something like that. MIND MELD!!!
- Kirk "What....must...I...do?"
- Kirk stares into space again and swears to find Spock dun dun dun dahhh. Only he doesn't have a ship...the plot thickens
- The fake Kirsty has found Spocks coffin/pod and it was....EMPTY!!
- 20 minutes in and Chekov finally speaks, producers finally figuring it out
- Bones thinks he's a Vulcan, Kirk and Sulu visit Bones in the looney bin, both are wearing dashing leather jackets, Sulu's is more of a cape really, Sulu chats up hunky guard, see we knew all along, Kirk one knockout punch to jaw of other guard, Sulu does Kung Fu. Everyone to the Enterprise stat!
- They're stealing the Enterprise!!! The waiter in the space dock restaurant is STUNNED, Bones thinks the plan is doomed....naturally.
- Oh oh big new daddy ship is chasing them, tractor beam at the ready. Warp speed zooooooooooom
- ahahaha Scotty stole some bits from the big new ship and now it doesn't work, he's such a cad. It seems that whilst they were stealing the ship Kirk decided he had time to dash off to his quarters and change into his uniform............who does that?
- Fake Kirsty just found Spock, he's 8 years old
- Look out Klingon Doc Brown is back, Klingon away team, do they have red shirts?
- Genesis is a really shithouse planet
- "seeer starfallleeet seeeending meeesage to star sheeep grishom, a geeeeneral warneeeeng about us, there eeeez no reeesponse" "what did he say?" "I dunno I think he's Russian"
- Spock just reached puberty
- worst fake dog like Klingon pet ever
- "seeer I sweeeer there was someziiiing derrrr, a scoowt cleesss viisill" What did he say?" "I think he's talking about the Klingon cloaking device" "seeer I sweeeer there was someziiiing derrrr, a scoowt cleesss viisill"
- Kirks too smart for a cloaking device, Kirk shoots, kills fake dog, Klingons shoot, kills Kirks posture. Stand Off
- "Klingon bastard you killed my son"
- Checkov asks computer to recognise him in order to enter self destruct code, computer responds "What did he say?"
- Spock has reached second puberty
- Sulu has donned that stunning cape again, Kirk is sporting a lovely pinkish purple cotton blouse, it hardly hides the corset. Klingon Doc Brown clearly hates pink on a man so now they're fighting to the death. It's the Klingon way in all things regarding fashion.
- KDB just body melded with some lava
- Spock has reached manhood
- Genesis is meeeelteeeeeeng
- hmmmm whilst Genesis brought Spock back to life it did nothing at all for Kirks son David. He wasn't even wearing red the poor bastard
- Spocks body appears to have been returned to Egypt/Vulcan for some sort of bhuddist ceremony. Bones in serious need of a stiff drink. MIND MELD!!!
- Bones survives and starts bitching straight away, such a wag.
- Entire original cast hugs Spock, Spock raises an eyebrow
- Cue yellow planet of Vulcan
- Cue music
- Cue credits
- THE END
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