STAR TREK THE FINAL FRONTIER BLOGGED

Okay time for the Final Frontier, if only it WAS the final one in the series....
  • opening scene reminiscent of a Star Wars planet, oh Mr Lucas, Mr Lucas copyright violation alert
  • hmmm it's looking more hippy than last nights serving, god I hate hippies
  • Oh hang on it's actually more Jesus like, well he was/is the king of hippies so I was pretty close
  • Shit Jesus is a Vulcan.....who knew?
  • Oh right, we're supposed to believe that a 60 year old James T Kirk, a fat man in a corset can rock climb peaks in Yosemite National Park..........err okay.
  • Oh look there's Bones and his opening line.....is a whinge :sigh:
  • Oh FFS now we have a desert planet with a bar full of odd looking aliens and a cute girl in the corner wearing chains and a leather bikini........sound familiar. So that's Star Wars rip off number two and counting
  • Sand People wearing Ewok uniforms are attacking, that's 3 and 4
  • Fat Klingon is fat
  • Uhura is very grey
  • Kirk, Spock and Bones eating beans around a campfire, what next, a fart scene?
  • Captain Klaa, enough hair to put The Cure's Robert Smith to shame
  • Dramatic moment, easy to tell because Spock has tilted his head to the left
  • ooh here we go, Klingon ship approaching and an away team being formed, lots of ensigns, none in red as yet...
  • hahaha Chekov "you are in wiolation of feeederaytion looowrrr" "what did he say?"
  • Sand people meet a naked Uhura, ewwww what? she's like somebodies grandmother, oh that just isn't right, why do that?
  • ripped off, no ensigns with away team and now the entire Sand People army is no match for Kirk, Spock and Sulu. No doubt they've heard about the cape
  • Hmmm this film is really a pile of crap, the plot is ridiculous, the villian is ridiculous and it's all just plain ridiculous. I'm not sure I can be arsed with it
  • Yep THE END

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