The Beaufort St Blog has just done a review on the Mykonos Greek Restaurant, you know the one, directly opposite the Queens and next door to Must wine bar. This one isn't as bad as the review of Little Clouds down in Cottesloe - remember that atrocity? But it comes mighty mighty close. I've eaten there about 5 years ago and it was average at best (drunkenly ordered kebabs at 1am don't count, cos they always taste fantastic)
A couple of gems from the review....
On arrival it was clear that no table had been put aside. Interestingly our names were on their booking sheet, but there were just no tables available. So, our Greek waitress (cleverly disguised as a Japanese backpacker) directed us to the shitty mezzanine floor that’s decorated like a State prison and furnished like a 1960s bus port.
The pickled octopus on the platter (a team favourite) wasn’t bad, and the dips were fine and the calamari was crispy and fresh. Everything else was a greasy, cold, oily mess. There was also a lot of garnish dressed up as salad on the plate, which was largely inedible and a giant waste of space.
When our mains arrived, we hadn’t finished the platter, so the Sino-Hellenic waitress simply popped our mains ON TOP of our platter and entrée plates. This was quite stunning, and something we’ve never seen before.
Haha me either. You can read the review in its entirety here. When will Perth ever get its shit together gastronomically?
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