TRIM YOUR HAIR ACCORDING TO SOCIALIST LIFESTYLE

Now I pretty much lean to the left with my politics, I make no secret of that, but communism - North Korean style - what is up with that? I mean they can't feed their population at a healthy level, they can't provide power to millions, I mean the country is screwed. It's in a really bad state, to combat this the Nth Korean ruling elite have thought up a brilliant, cunning and devious plan. Get a trim like Kim!!

Damn it! And just when I was thinking of a cheap holiday they go and do this, do they realise how long it's taken me to grow my hair, screw that, Rottnest here I come!! Oh hang on that will cost more than a trip to Nth Korea DOH!!

George W, for the sake of us long hairs invade will you, come on this is a worthy crusade.

My friend Karks has a house guest at the moment, her name is Heike, she's from Germany. She's heading home in about 2-3 weeks time, I just hope for her sake she doesn't have to apply for social security when she returns, you never know where they'll send you!! What the hell is that all about!!

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