I decided years ago that I would increase my coolness 10 fold if I learnt to juggle, I grabbed 3 lemons from the tree in the backyard and stared to teach myself. I now possess the ability to juggle 3 of almost anything "lemon sized" in a basic round the houses style. I impressed a few drunken/wasted friends on occasion, more importantly, a few girls (well, I think I did, maybe they were being polite) But now that I've seen this dude........

...I have to wonder how many lemon trees he had, simply outstanding

I bow before you good sir.