ZUES' MOTHER, THE TROJANS ATTACKED US!

How good is this, well unless you are interested in stuff like the Trojan War then probably not that good. But if you saw the movie Troy, then you should get a kick out of this.

It's a weblog written by Eurylochus, a Greek participating in the Trojan War called Under Odysseus.

*Achilles is the kind of guy that, if you throw him a ball, will dive into the dust to catch it, even if a dive isn’t necessary. He’s got the kind of attitude that would just make him look like an idiot if he weren’t so goddamned skilled. Yet, Achilles is overflowing with skills, and the girls are really into him and his badass attitude. All of us guys simultaneously resent him and wish we were him.

*There was a lot of shit-talking. Hector kept shouting that Ajax wasn't much of a substitution for Achilles. Ajax would respond that Hector was just flattering himself."


*Getting tired of this damned siege. I’d love to give that fruitcake Paris a smack for getting us all into this.

Have a looksee, you'll get a chuckle :o)

Go on geek it up for a bit!!

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