So I had a bender a week ago, and Amelia gave me her number! Should I call her? Should I let it slide, as you've read I couldn't really even remember what she looked like. So I emailed my buddies:
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"Look guys, I need to know if that blonde was hot or not, I still haven't called her but I really can't remember what she looked like.....anyone? "
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M: "That chick was hot mate"
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D: "Such a response can only mean that she was hell ugly .....but....your call stu"
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C: "If we saw her before 9.30 she was definitely not hot. Everything after 9.30 was hot"
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M: "Actually, I meant to say, That was a chick??!!"
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So absolutely no help at all from that lot!
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What the hell I'll call her, I remember putting her number into my phone on the night, so I grab my phone. It wont turn on, it's just crashed completely, I can't get into it. God damn I need that number. This is just fucking typical!
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Three days later it finally comes back to life. I quickly grab her number!! I mull for days over whether to call her or not, I really don't remember her that well, I don't even remember her face really. I think she was blonde, this isn't a good idea, yes it is, no it's not arrgghhh!!
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So finally I decide to call her. I dial the number.
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"Hello"
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"Hi, is Amelia there"
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"Yeah this is Amelia"
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"Oh hi, um it's Stu, we met at Must last Friday night"
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:silence:
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"Um, you gave me your number, said I should call you, we were talking for ages at the end of the night, do you remember?"
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:long pause:
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"Um no"
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"Ahhh erm :cough: um okay, well um okay, see ya later then"
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click
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Hahahahahaha, there I am stressing that I don't remember her and all along....
dating sucks :o)
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