BUDGIE HELL

We're moving through the bush this morning, when two small birds shoot out in front of our vehicle.
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"What are they?" asks my assistant
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"Bush Quails" I say
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"I used to have quails" she adds, "Until I put them in the same cage as my budgies"
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"Until? Why what happened then?" I ask
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"The budgies ripped em to pieces
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"Okaaaaay!!!"

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