(note: this pic does not accurately represent the current state of my car, nor is it my actual car)
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Short of torching it you simply cannot damage my car anymore than you already have. You've slashed the canopy, you've smashed the glove box and stolen the Radio/CD player. There's nothing left so FUCK OFF!
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Yet this morning I awake to the remains of the canopy flapping in the wind and the drivers door wide open. HAHA the jokes on you arseholes, it's all gone, all you get is an oily rag a golf umbrella, a bottle of coolant and a street directory. Slim pickings huh?
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Get a haircut and get a job.
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