WHEN I DIE

I, like many of you no doubt, have occasionally thought of how I would like my body to be disposed of once I'm dead. Buried in a coffin or cremated and maybe sprinkled over an ocean, park, soccer pitch etc.

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Well I think I may have stumbled upon an awesome option. Cremated and then made into pencils.

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240 pencils can be made from an average body of ash - a lifetime supply of pencils for those left behind.

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I'd divide them up between all of my friends and they'd feel bad every time they sharpened one!