My neighbourhood is going/returning to the shit.
I pulled up in front of my house this afternoon in front of a Ford sedan which was parked right out front. I jumped out of my car and went to the passenger side to retrieve my laptop and some reports. As I turned to leave there is suddenly the most hideous junkie standing right next to me. Scared the bejeebus out of me, I so didn't hear her get out of the car and walk up to me.
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I sort of gave her a short shocked smile
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"If I give you my number do ya wanna share a cone with me later?"
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"What?"
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"If I give you my number do ya wan....."
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"Nah thanks but um nah"
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"Oh okay, so what ya studying?" obviously she's noticed the reports
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"I'm not it's work"
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"What ya do?"
At this point I realised that I was engaging her waaaaaaay too much and now I've noticed the whacked dude in the drivers seat. I'm done here I thought and walked away.
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"Jeez you're happy!"
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Oh you so got me pegged babe.
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I checked a while later and my car was still in one piece.
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So I'm now wondering if she just took an instant shine to me and thought hey that dude would be fun to share a cone with or I simply have to brush up on my street jive and realise that cone obviously meant sex. A regular chick magnet I am.
Comments
look at it this way...least you didnt get robbed...
adz
lil bro