STAR TREK THE MOTION PICTURE BLOGGED

  • watching the original Star Trek movie on the Foxtel Star Trek movie Marathon, how baaaad are these special effects?
  • New Enterprise refitted to save planet Earth, toilets not functioning
  • ...oh good Spock just arrived, seems he was floating in space again. He does that a lot.
  • oh ho ho Bones still doesn't understand Spocks' logic. Such a wag.
  • Kirk really should wax his arms if he's gonna wear those short sleeve numbers, old man curlies on the arm just don't cut it in the fashion stakes.
  • Giant cloud attacking.........."We're being scanned Captain"
  • oh oh Spock has gone into a trance.........
  • Mr Chekov injured during attack, worst over acting by a Russian navigator ever
  • who designed the interior of this starship? "Too much 70's orange darling"
  • Starfleet body suit uniforms no good for fat people, manly corsets for all!!
  • Cloud seems to contain an ............ alien. Whoa, DID NOT see that coming
  • looooooooong journey into the belly of the beast, boring! needs more explosions.
  • Intruder Alert, Intruder Alert, Intruder Alert....now we got something
  • Oh Chekov is back, no doubt the Ruskies heal fast
  • Alien probe has entered Enterprise, attacking Spock....feel the tension?
  • Hang on, non regular crew member just killed by probe....but she wasn't wearing a red shirt...huh?
  • Scotty whinging about imminent destruction of ship again, such a whiner, but we all have one of THOSE in our workplaces don't we? Staplers will kill you, don't eat the white out, the photocopier is broken, the ship wont take anymore blah blah blah........Oh shut up.
  • Alien seems to be controlling the ship. Uhura "We're trapped sir"
  • Kirks' witty responses are keeping the crew calm.
  • ooh dead crew member has come back, she now speaks for Vyger. Vyger is looking for the creator. The plot thickens. Vyger seeks the creator, the creator is that which created Vyger...spicin up now.
  • Captains Log star date 2271: "The probe...remains...our...only...means...of contact...with...our...captor"
  • Aaah Spock just did a Vulcan neck pinch on unsuspecting orange shirted crew member.......what's pointy ears up to now and where the hell are all the red shirt crew, I must know who dies and who lives, too stressful not knowing.
  • oh oh, he only has enough thruster power for a one way trip...is this the end of Spock?
  • Stand back...MIND MELD!!!!
  • That screwed him
  • What the hey? Kirk just appeared in another jetpacksuit and saved Spock.........fortuitous timing to say the least. Bones will no doubt scan his brain for any injuries....thank god for tricorders
  • "Spock....Spock....Bones....Spock....Spock....what....should...you....know?"
  • Vyger has brought them back to Earth! "Vyger signals the creator."
  • Oh no, creator didn't respond....Earth is doomed.Kirk DO SOMETHING
  • All carbon units to be destroyed on earth, Spock has a solution, Bones doesn't agree and Kirk looks perplexed. What a conundrum.
  • NEWSFLASH: Kirk to meet Vyger in person to discuss destruction of carbon units. Bones still thinks everyone's crazeeeeeeey
  • "Mr Chekov when do the devices reach their target" - "Venteey seeeevin meeeaaneets Captain" - "What?" "Venteey seeeevin meeeaaneets Captain" - "What did he say?" - "Venteey seeeevin meeeaaneets Captain" - "is he speaking English?"
  • Finally, we have an away team, someone has to die now. No red shirts though so my moneys on the new guy, Captain Decker
  • They're approaching Vyger.
  • Kirks arms still way too hairy
  • VGER.....Vger, yeah okay so I spelt it wrong
  • hang on hang on, Kirks just rubbed off the dirt OMG it reads VOYAGER...its the Voyager space craft built by NASA 300 years ago.......I'm stunned
  • VGER wants to chat to NASA but NASA is no more, what now? Kirks found a NASA transmission code, that should do the trick
  • VOYAGER isn't transmitting, it's not working, Earth is doomed
  • It wants the creator in the flesh, someones gonna have to make a sacrifice.....hellooooo Decker
  • annnnnd Decker steps forward, he's gonna do it, all for the love of that crew member who was killed by the probe, that's true love. Wouldn't you fall for a guy who is willing to meld with a giant machine? he's gone all sparkly...and it seems nude, not sure why we needed that bit but there ya go
  • Run Kirk, run Bones, run Spock
  • Warp speed, lets get the hell out of here.....................
  • "Spock....did we just see....the birth....of a new....life....form?" witty comments from Bones, logical retorts from Spock, Scotty's on the deck for no apparent reason other than to have all original cast members together for the final shot. "Ahead Mr Sulu....warp one"
  • THE END

    cue the stars

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