WE'VE EVEN INCORPORATED IT INTO OUR LOVEMAKING

You probably didn't even know this was a problem, but fear not, out there somebody is finding the solution to those problems that you didn't know where problems, so that you wont ever have any more problems any more. Problems like this one. Your days of not being able to slice a banana are over my friends, completely and forever over. This is because you can now purchase at a reasonable price ... The Victorio Banana 517B Banana Slicer.....


$8.50 and it's all yours, not sure it's worth that much? Then why not read some of the great reviews this product has received...

218 of 219 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Give your morning some tiger's blood. March 3, 2011
Think about it. You have your knife in your hand. You cut the banana. One slice. Two slice. Oh, shoot, that slice was twice as thick as the previous slice. Hmm. Try again. Third slice. My hell, that slice veered off to the side and it's not a banana disc, it's a stupid banana wedge. Oh, and the stupid thing is sticking to the knife.

Repeat this over and over, each morning, and what are you left with? A frustrating start to the day, a waste of time, and stupid uneven lumpy banana mess.

Start your day with the banana slicer? Even slices. Every time. You would literally have to be blind AND have Parkinson's or ALS or something to mess this up. This banana slicer will literally save you years of time over the course of your life, it is so fast and easy. Not to mention it will save you years of stress. Keep a full head of hair, and keep yourself young and healthy: get the banana slicer. It will inject tiger's blood into your morning routine and might literally melt your face it is so great.

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43 of 43 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars
 Saved my marriageJuly 30, 2012
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This review is from: Victorio Kitchen Products 571B Banana Slicer

What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!

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