Guy paying for item yesterday at Fresh Provisions checkout

Checkout Girl "Hello how are you?"

Guy "Great thanks babe

Checkout Girl "Just the one item

Guy "Yeah thanks mate"

Checkout Girl "Did you want a bag for that?"

Guy "No thanks sweetheart

Checkout Girl "Your change

Guy "Thanks buddy"

Dude seriously, decide who/what she is and stick with that, if he'd thrown 'cobber' or a 'tiger' in there next I may have started punching my own face.