Guy paying for item yesterday at Fresh Provisions checkout
Checkout Girl "Hello how are you?"
Guy "Great thanks babe"
Checkout Girl "Just the one item"
Guy "Yeah thanks mate"
Checkout Girl "Did you want a bag for that?"
Guy "No thanks sweetheart"
Checkout Girl "Your change"
Guy "Thanks buddy"
Dude seriously, decide who/what she is and stick with that, if he'd thrown 'cobber' or a 'tiger' in there next I may have started punching my own face.