Please take a moment to read the safety card in your seat pocket. It's full of handy life tips...
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| Colin's abnormally large belt buckle made it somewhat difficult to have his seatbelt fastened for the entire flight |
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| Drink the children |
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| Flying with an infant drove Edith to incredible despair |
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| As far as the circle were concerned, Steven's endless small talk made him the obvious choice to be the first sacrificed to the sharks |
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