For every successful glam/punk/metal band there were thousands of also rans, these are just a few of those thousands, if only their gimmick had been a touch better. Feast upon their magnificence...
I think I might have actually liked these guys, the next few not so much |
"So we're thinking we'll run with a kind of Athenian warrior meets Darth Vader meets BDSM theme" |
The rainbow KKK look was never really gonna catch on was it? |
"When I met your father he had better hair than me" |
Post metal new romantic punk? |
Steve had asked for a part down the middle... actually I'm pretty sure Steve became a serial killer and the band never went anywhere after that |
"Yeah but i've got these pants so I get to be the lead singer ok?" |
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What happens to these people? My guess is that they start with the photos, which make even their mothers laugh uproariously. At that point they realise that being a dentist or an accountant isn't such a bad idea after all.