"Hey hey, now hear me out, I have a most brilliant idea!"
"What's that?"
"So, we deforest a huge swathe of land and we build an estate with 762 identical houses in Turkey."
"What...?"
"And there's more, we build each one exactly the same and we design them to look like a cross between a French Chateau and a Disney castle. EVERYONE gets a tower!"
"Sounds sweet bruh, here's $205 million, get to it"
That's word for word what was said at the pitch meeting, I guarantee it. I mean, if it wasn't word for word then how the hell do you explain this...
All fine, ugly and dandy until the arse falls out of the property market (bubble) and suddenly you're bankrupt and the mini castles end up just sitting in a post apocalyptic wasteland. Looks pretty in the snow though right?!
Isn't this an episode of Arrested Development?
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