There are a number of scurrilous rumours currently circulating Melbourne that suggest I may have been drunk last night. In that mix is a suggestion that upon stepping out of a maxi taxi in front of the Supper Club I stumbled forward and executed a combat roll onto the pavement. It has also been suggested that I allowed a girl to apply eyeliner and lipstick to my face in a bar in St Kilda. Again I reject these lies as nothing more than lies. I also do not care that numerous phone cam pics may or may not confirm all of the above.
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PS. mate if you don't turn up tonight, that's it, it's over. No excuse of apology will be accepted!
the make-up and lippy is a given ,
plus when in St Kilda ....... - Reb .